A Costa Rican swimming pool |
My family spent a couple of weeks in Costa Rica last summer
at a house overlooking the pacific ocean. During that time my mother read a book
entitled 'Karachi, You're Killing Me!' . Judging by the plot description on the
back cover, it sounded like the novel mostly was about a girl whining about her
boyfriend problems who just happened to be in Karachi. When my mom initially offered to loan me the book after she'd finished, I declined.
Once she was done, she told me that the book would be
enjoyable for anyone who'd been to
Pakistan's largest city. According to
her, the more 'personal' sections were easy to skip over. Indeed, the tome
turned out to be mostly about journalism and Karachiite life. I have to admit
that I enjoyed the author's observations about the city. I even admired the stream of consciousness through
which she conveyed her perspectives on Sindh's capital. I laughed profusely as
she described living among the city's fragmented bureaucracy. Constantly caught among contestant linguistic
and ethnic groups, the main character lives a hectic, emboozened life. Her woes largely revolve around writing stuff which is
seldom appreciated and even more rarely gets paid for on time. As the last sentence of the back cover plot description
puts it: "It's a comedy of manners in a city with none".
Two months later : in Belgium |
That was two months ago. Now I'm in Brussels. The capital of
the EU. I've been here for a month and a half on a Doctoral
program. I've drafted a 40 page literature review, helped submit a panel
proposal and attended a mandatory pedagogy seminar about teaching in English as
a foreign language. I still don't have any proof of enrolment, any health insurance,
or any payment delivery. This is even after going through hell to get a bank account.
I've had to ask 'mommy' to pay my rent. The funds in my Austrian
bank account were depleted a few weeks ago. I'm relegated to paying American travel banking fees just to get cash.
These would be minor annoyances if I didn't have to provide proof of enrolment
at the university four days from now as part of a complicated registration
process in Belgium that I am subject to even as an EU citizen. I received an
email today saying that said proof won't arrive for another two weeks.
This is my first time living totally west of the former Iron
Curtain. I'm used to countries where the bureaucracy is somewhat particularized
. At first, I thought the Belgian delays were due to interpersonal politicking.
They're not. My bank account application
documents were misplaced and needed approval by the head office. My enrolment
documents were lost twice. The final step of receiving my stipend has not been
completed despite assurances. It's not because those in the administration want
me to kiss their behinds. As one of my
coordinators explained: "they're just fulfilling a job description".
Laughing at western culture |
Ok. So Brussels isn't exactly a free-for-all of target
killings and outright municipal mismanagement.
It's kind of the opposite extreme. Still, like Pakistanis, Belgians are
oddly proud of their country's complicated nature. Belgians will proudly tell you how eleven separate
parliaments meet in Brussels alone. Said bodies work out endless complicated compromises
between Belgian linguistic groups, civic interests and EU Member State
positions. In this environment, it's
easy to get lost in the red tape.
The hold-ups aren't fun. I've noticed that since being here I've developed
my own mental narrative of western Europe's crazy workings. 'Karachi, You're
Killing Me!''s main character often used humor as a means of dealing with
adversity that was beyond her control. I'm beginning to think that it may be a common
human defense.
As an example, I spent most of yesterday's afternoon talking
with an Algerian who lived in UK and France. We both noted the gently condescending attitudes of
Brussels' residents. She laughed in sympathy when I
told her that that I'd taken to answering airs of superiority from western Europeans
in Belgium by lauding the organization of east European administration over
their own. To paraphrase the last
sentence of 'Karachi You're Killing me!''s back cover: It's a comedy of defunct manners where one can only respond with none.
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